GluedTro0ut (12:11:46 PM) : Oh, hey, remember me?
Digdag88 (12:11:58 PM) : hey, who's this?
Glue0dTrout (12:12:03 PM) : Chris
Glue0dTrout (12:12:22 PM) : and you would be...
Digdag88 (12:12:28 PM) : chris from where?
Glu0edTrout (12:12:53 PM) : it's rude to ask who I am without returning the favor
Digdag88 (12:13:18 PM) : well true, but i'm still not sure how you got my screenname. so i think it might be allowed
Glu0edTrout (12:13:37 PM) : shoe?
Glu0edTrout (12:13:42 PM) : what the hell
Digdag88 (12:13:48 PM) : hm?
Glu0edTrout (12:14:06 PM) : I think it's possible that we might not actually know each other
Digdag88 (12:14:14 PM) : it's very possible.
Digdag88 (12:14:26 PM) : did you just..make up my screenname and start iming it?
GluedT0rout (12:14:30 PM) : I live in virginia
Digdag88 (12:14:39 PM) : oh. i don't. at all.
GluedTr0out (12:15:11 PM) : and the only other people I know are from Louisiana
Digdag88 (12:15:19 PM) : i don't know any from there either.
Glu0edTrout (12:15:32 PM) : yea, so no idea what's going on here
Glue0dTrout (12:15:43 PM) : how did you find my shoe?
Digdag88 (12:15:57 PM) : i found your shoe? i was unaware
Glued0Trout (12:16:20 PM) : wow
GluedT0rout (12:16:38 PM) : whoever you are, I hate you right now
Digdag88 (12:16:59 PM) : and that's because...
GluedTr0out (12:17:20 PM) : why the hell are we calling shoes shoes?
Digdag88 (12:17:52 PM) : i'm pretty sure you were the one who brought them up
GluedTro0ut (12:18:00 PM) : oh yea
GluedTrou0t (12:18:03 PM) : hate
Glu0edTrout (12:18:15 PM) : seriously
Glue0dTrout (12:18:20 PM) : who the hell are you
Digdag88 (12:18:34 PM) : you. imed. me. remember?
Glued0Trout (12:18:44 PM) : no
Digdag88 (12:18:57 PM) : oh, that's alright then
GluedT0rout (12:19:17 PM) : I remember it this way:
Oh, hey, remember me?
Oh, hey, remember me?
GluedTr0out (12:19:30 PM) : so who are you?
Digdag88 (12:19:31 PM) : that sounds familiar
Digdag88 (12:19:37 PM) : i'm darla
GluedTro0ut (12:19:44 PM) : darla who?
Digdag88 (12:19:54 PM) : what do you mean, darla who?
G0luedTrout (12:20:01 PM) : I mean who the fuck is darla
Gl0uedTrout (12:20:13 PM) : I only know of a cartoon character by that shoe
Digdag88 (12:20:33 PM) : we've already established that we don't know each other, so i don't see why it really matters
Glu0edTrout (12:20:46 PM) : alright, then where are you from?
Digdag88 (12:20:50 PM) : NJ
Glue0dTrout (12:20:56 PM) : you'd have to know me though
Glued0Trout (12:21:04 PM) : how do you run across v1100110
Digdag88 (12:21:04 PM) : why's that?
Digdag88 (12:21:15 PM) : hm?
GluedT0rout (12:21:24 PM) : people can't remember my SN when I TELL it to them
Digdag88 (12:21:35 PM) : your sn is gluedtroout
GluedTr0out (12:21:43 PM) : man
Digdag88 (12:21:54 PM) : oops
GluedTro0ut (12:21:58 PM) : I'm saving this conversation
Digdag88 (12:22:07 PM) : as am i
GluedTrou0t (12:22:21 PM) : labeled as the most exhausting person I've ever talked to
Digdag88 (12:23:13 PM) : don't worry, you're no less exhausting. you still haven't told me where you got my screenname or why you decided to im it
Glue0dTrout (12:23:29 PM) : oh fuck me
Glued0Trout (12:23:39 PM) : I found it in an alley
Digdag88 (12:23:55 PM) : great
Digdag88 (12:23:55 PM) : brb
GluedT0rout (12:23:58 PM) : and I was returning it because I wanted to find out who you were
Digdag88 (12:29:43 PM) : oh, that makes sense
GluedTr0out (12:30:58 PM) : thanks
GluedTro0ut (12:31:34 PM) : so are you going to get around to telling me how you know me?
Digdag88 (12:31:54 PM) : we met on the internet
GluedTr0out (12:32:07 PM) : when?
Digdag88 (12:32:23 PM) : about fifteen minutes ago
GluedTro0ut (12:32:36 PM) : amazing
Digdag88 (12:32:40 PM) : isn't it?
GluedTrou0t (12:32:54 PM) : but how did you find my shoe on here
Glued0Trout (12:33:04 PM) : the internet is kind of large
Digdag88 (12:33:05 PM) : i didn't, you found me
GluedT0rout (12:33:37 PM) : well, I see the theme here.
GluedTr0out (12:33:44 PM) : how old are you?
Digdag88 (12:33:49 PM) : like 16 or something
GluedTro0ut (12:34:37 PM) : whichever friend of mine you are, the status of our relationship has changed
Digdag88 (12:34:59 PM) : i assure you, i'm none of the friends you had before today
Digdag88 (12:35:26 PM) : how old are you?
Glued0Trout (12:35:35 PM) : I'm probably better off not talking to a 16 year old on the internet
GluedT0rout (12:35:44 PM) : so I think it's a good time to end this conversation
Digdag88 (12:35:48 PM) : yeah, probably.
Digdag88 (12:36:04 PM) : i'll probably follow you on twitter anyway, then get you arrested for pedophilia later
GluedTr0out (12:36:18 PM) : your on twitter?
Digdag88 (12:36:54 PM) : mmhmm
GluedTro0ut (12:37:16 PM) : well then you have to be a geek
GluedTrou0t (12:37:23 PM) : do I work with you?
Digdag88 (12:37:45 PM) : and you must not be, because if you were, you'd have put my screenname through google very soon into the start of this conversation
Digdag88 (12:37:52 PM) : no, i don't live in virginia, remember?
Glue0dTrout (12:38:51 PM) : what's your shoe on twitter?
Digdag88 (12:39:22 PM) : this habit of yours of calling screennames shoes is getting a little old
Digdag88 (12:40:46 PM) : gtg. bye.
Glued0Trout (12:41:46 PM) : you find me from twitter?
Digdag88 (12:41:57 PM) : did.
GluedT0rout (12:42:01 PM) : wow
GluedTr0out (12:42:10 PM) : I've never found anyone from twitter
Digdag88 (12:42:19 PM) : no, i didn't find you
GluedTro0ut (12:42:29 PM) : what?
Digdag88 (12:43:09 PM) : i've never seen your screenname before, i've never communicated with you before, you got my screenname and you found me. i'm going to go now.
GluedTrou0t (12:43:32 PM) : hmm. alright then
G0luedTrout (12:44:43 PM) : wow, you really are 16
Digdag88 (12:51:47 PM) : and you're..somewhere in your 20s?
Gl0uedTrout (12:51:56 PM) : I'm 24
Digdag88 (12:52:05 PM) : right. and that makes this exchange creepy.
Glu0edTrout (12:52:09 PM) : little bit
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2 comments:
i love how the actual screenname changes.
i think you guys are going to get married, and break up after having a lot of drunk arguments over AIM.
oh yeah, why does the screenname change??
that conversation was...different.
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