VAIN WEEK

vain: adj. excessively fond/ proud of ones appearance or accomplishments; conceited

Vain Rules of Vanity

• Wear jewelry and make-up every day
  
• Go SHOPPING
• Change your facebook interests to be InTeReStInG
• facebook profile pictures are ARTSY
• facebook status is VAiN.
  
• all clear folder binder covers need to have COLLAGES from teen magazinez
  
• always smile and giggle loud enough for everyone to hear how much FUN you are!!
• wear trendi workout clothes and go WORK OUT at the gym
• wear giant sunglasses whenever you're outside
• have multiple layered shirts on at all times
• the only acceptable pants are skinnies and solos
• northface jackets are so warm and comfy!
• we're going on a victoria's secret shopping trip for pop-up bras and thongzzz
• wear thongzzz all the time, even when you're wearing normal pantz.
• only wear cons when you're wearing skinnies, solows go with uggz
• no GuRlz tAlK in front of boizz
• at least one dance party
• learn how to pop lock and drop it, drop it like it's hot, soulja boy, and 12step
• we need to get FIT, so we'll go JOGGING.
• have lipgloss on at all times. and your lipgloss is ALWAYS poppin'. even if no one asks.
• hair needs to be straightened, if not all of it then at least your bangs. or fangs.
• take pictures EVERYWHERE to be put on FACEBOOOOOK.
• doodle on all papers with hearts. all doodles are actually just writing your name.
• quote chick flicks
• an item of clothing cannot be worn twice during any given week. or two weeks, for that matter.
• BOIZ are PETS, not PEOPLE. (lolz)
• put on lotion and perfume before you leave the house
• when someone compliments you, say ""oh, this old thing?"in a southern accent.
• only listen to VAiN-acceptable music.
• has koolz ringtonez.
• list "about me"on facebook with INTERESTING things, like "sometimes i like to dress likea grandma. i really like sitting in the rain and sketching" and make sure it's all in lowercase letters.
• tell all your guy friend how HAWT they are. (except by that i mean adam.)
• never write in blue or black ink. (light blue is actually acceptable)
• pop yo collah.
• wear heels to school
• always wear nailpolish on yo fingers and toes, even if no one can see it. change the color every day.
• http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Cool (just if you need some help)