nice one.

For Upcoming Mammal Week:

This'll be helpful.

this is a disclaimer:

we all do at least one of the things listed in the post below already on a fairly regular basis. if you do too, it's alright. we're not making fun of you. much. don't get angry. we're also already a little vain normally. so are you.really, it's okay.

remember: everyone's bodies are different, and all are normal! even if you have blue pubes!

VAIN WEEK

vain: adj. excessively fond/ proud of ones appearance or accomplishments; conceited

Vain Rules of Vanity

• Wear jewelry and make-up every day
  
• Go SHOPPING
• Change your facebook interests to be InTeReStInG
• facebook profile pictures are ARTSY
• facebook status is VAiN.
  
• all clear folder binder covers need to have COLLAGES from teen magazinez
  
• always smile and giggle loud enough for everyone to hear how much FUN you are!!
• wear trendi workout clothes and go WORK OUT at the gym
• wear giant sunglasses whenever you're outside
• have multiple layered shirts on at all times
• the only acceptable pants are skinnies and solos
• northface jackets are so warm and comfy!
• we're going on a victoria's secret shopping trip for pop-up bras and thongzzz
• wear thongzzz all the time, even when you're wearing normal pantz.
• only wear cons when you're wearing skinnies, solows go with uggz
• no GuRlz tAlK in front of boizz
• at least one dance party
• learn how to pop lock and drop it, drop it like it's hot, soulja boy, and 12step
• we need to get FIT, so we'll go JOGGING.
• have lipgloss on at all times. and your lipgloss is ALWAYS poppin'. even if no one asks.
• hair needs to be straightened, if not all of it then at least your bangs. or fangs.
• take pictures EVERYWHERE to be put on FACEBOOOOOK.
• doodle on all papers with hearts. all doodles are actually just writing your name.
• quote chick flicks
• an item of clothing cannot be worn twice during any given week. or two weeks, for that matter.
• BOIZ are PETS, not PEOPLE. (lolz)
• put on lotion and perfume before you leave the house
• when someone compliments you, say ""oh, this old thing?"in a southern accent.
• only listen to VAiN-acceptable music.
• has koolz ringtonez.
• list "about me"on facebook with INTERESTING things, like "sometimes i like to dress likea grandma. i really like sitting in the rain and sketching" and make sure it's all in lowercase letters.
• tell all your guy friend how HAWT they are. (except by that i mean adam.)
• never write in blue or black ink. (light blue is actually acceptable)
• pop yo collah.
• wear heels to school
• always wear nailpolish on yo fingers and toes, even if no one can see it. change the color every day.
• http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Cool (just if you need some help)
  

Grace:

This is what my dad was telling us about in the car.

It's really cool. It's this french guy who takes videos of bands just playing on the street, but he's cool about it (and admittedly a tiny bit artsy, but it's france, so it's okay)

chloe: there's menomena.
mary: there's liars.
grace: there's the shins. and voxtrot.

THERE"S ALSO A BAND CALLED GRIZZLY BEARS

Bored? try:

The Game (no not the "dammit i lost" kind) its a game of riddles- this game take patience! and out of the box thinking but if you want something to do that makes you feel productive, and fun (if your nerdy like me) your really like it- oh and you need to have good search engine skills

i love the new colors, chloman. before you did that, i was looking for color-picker helpers, and found this one. It's coo, but we don't really need it no moh.

Another very cool color app

To Chloe and Grace (and Mary, if she can ever figure out what the fuck we're going to do with a blog)

go make a blogger account so I can add you as an author to this thing and you can start blorging.

This is what we need a blog for: