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http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/11/19/growing-up/

strange conversation.

GluedTro0ut (12:11:46 PM): Oh, hey, remember me?

Digdag88 (12:11:58 PM): hey, who's this?

Glue0dTrout (12:12:03 PM): Chris

Glue0dTrout (12:12:22 PM): and you would be...

Digdag88 (12:12:28 PM): chris from where?

Glu0edTrout (12:12:53 PM): it's rude to ask who I am without returning the favor

Digdag88 (12:13:18 PM): well true, but i'm still not sure how you got my screenname. so i think it might be allowed

Glu0edTrout (12:13:37 PM): shoe?

Glu0edTrout (12:13:42 PM): what the hell

Digdag88 (12:13:48 PM): hm?

Glu0edTrout (12:14:06 PM): I think it's possible that we might not actually know each other

Digdag88 (12:14:14 PM): it's very possible.

Digdag88 (12:14:26 PM): did you just..make up my screenname and start iming it?

GluedT0rout (12:14:30 PM): I live in virginia

Digdag88 (12:14:39 PM): oh. i don't. at all.

GluedTr0out (12:15:11 PM): and the only other people I know are from Louisiana

Digdag88 (12:15:19 PM): i don't know any from there either.

Glu0edTrout (12:15:32 PM): yea, so no idea what's going on here

Glue0dTrout (12:15:43 PM): how did you find my shoe?

Digdag88 (12:15:57 PM): i found your shoe? i was unaware

Glued0Trout (12:16:20 PM): wow

GluedT0rout (12:16:38 PM): whoever you are, I hate you right now

Digdag88 (12:16:59 PM): and that's because...

GluedTr0out (12:17:20 PM): why the hell are we calling shoes shoes?

Digdag88 (12:17:52 PM): i'm pretty sure you were the one who brought them up

GluedTro0ut (12:18:00 PM): oh yea

GluedTrou0t (12:18:03 PM): hate

Glu0edTrout (12:18:15 PM): seriously

Glue0dTrout (12:18:20 PM): who the hell are you

Digdag88 (12:18:34 PM): you. imed. me. remember?

Glued0Trout (12:18:44 PM): no

Digdag88 (12:18:57 PM): oh, that's alright then

GluedT0rout (12:19:17 PM): I remember it this way:
Oh, hey, remember me?

GluedTr0out (12:19:30 PM): so who are you?

Digdag88 (12:19:31 PM): that sounds familiar

Digdag88 (12:19:37 PM): i'm darla

GluedTro0ut (12:19:44 PM): darla who?

Digdag88 (12:19:54 PM): what do you mean, darla who?

G0luedTrout (12:20:01 PM): I mean who the fuck is darla

Gl0uedTrout (12:20:13 PM): I only know of a cartoon character by that shoe

Digdag88 (12:20:33 PM): we've already established that we don't know each other, so i don't see why it really matters

Glu0edTrout (12:20:46 PM): alright, then where are you from?

Digdag88 (12:20:50 PM): NJ

Glue0dTrout (12:20:56 PM): you'd have to know me though

Glued0Trout (12:21:04 PM): how do you run across v1100110

Digdag88 (12:21:04 PM): why's that?

Digdag88 (12:21:15 PM): hm?

GluedT0rout (12:21:24 PM): people can't remember my SN when I TELL it to them

Digdag88 (12:21:35 PM): your sn is gluedtroout

GluedTr0out (12:21:43 PM): man

Digdag88 (12:21:54 PM): oops

GluedTro0ut (12:21:58 PM): I'm saving this conversation

Digdag88 (12:22:07 PM): as am i

GluedTrou0t (12:22:21 PM): labeled as the most exhausting person I've ever talked to

Digdag88 (12:23:13 PM): don't worry, you're no less exhausting. you still haven't told me where you got my screenname or why you decided to im it

Glue0dTrout (12:23:29 PM): oh fuck me

Glued0Trout (12:23:39 PM): I found it in an alley

Digdag88 (12:23:55 PM): great

Digdag88 (12:23:55 PM): brb

GluedT0rout (12:23:58 PM): and I was returning it because I wanted to find out who you were

Digdag88 (12:29:43 PM): oh, that makes sense

GluedTr0out (12:30:58 PM): thanks

GluedTro0ut (12:31:34 PM): so are you going to get around to telling me how you know me?

Digdag88 (12:31:54 PM): we met on the internet

GluedTr0out (12:32:07 PM): when?

Digdag88 (12:32:23 PM): about fifteen minutes ago

GluedTro0ut (12:32:36 PM): amazing

Digdag88 (12:32:40 PM): isn't it?

GluedTrou0t (12:32:54 PM): but how did you find my shoe on here

Glued0Trout (12:33:04 PM): the internet is kind of large

Digdag88 (12:33:05 PM): i didn't, you found me

GluedT0rout (12:33:37 PM): well, I see the theme here.

GluedTr0out (12:33:44 PM): how old are you?

Digdag88 (12:33:49 PM): like 16 or something

GluedTro0ut (12:34:37 PM): whichever friend of mine you are, the status of our relationship has changed

Digdag88 (12:34:59 PM): i assure you, i'm none of the friends you had before today

Digdag88 (12:35:26 PM): how old are you?

Glued0Trout (12:35:35 PM): I'm probably better off not talking to a 16 year old on the internet

GluedT0rout (12:35:44 PM): so I think it's a good time to end this conversation

Digdag88 (12:35:48 PM): yeah, probably.

Digdag88 (12:36:04 PM): i'll probably follow you on twitter anyway, then get you arrested for pedophilia later

GluedTr0out (12:36:18 PM): your on twitter?

Digdag88 (12:36:54 PM): mmhmm

GluedTro0ut (12:37:16 PM): well then you have to be a geek

GluedTrou0t (12:37:23 PM): do I work with you?

Digdag88 (12:37:45 PM): and you must not be, because if you were, you'd have put my screenname through google very soon into the start of this conversation

Digdag88 (12:37:52 PM): no, i don't live in virginia, remember?

Glue0dTrout (12:38:51 PM): what's your shoe on twitter?

Digdag88 (12:39:22 PM): this habit of yours of calling screennames shoes is getting a little old

Digdag88 (12:40:46 PM): gtg. bye.

Glued0Trout (12:41:46 PM): you find me from twitter?

Digdag88 (12:41:57 PM): did.

GluedT0rout (12:42:01 PM): wow

GluedTr0out (12:42:10 PM): I've never found anyone from twitter

Digdag88 (12:42:19 PM): no, i didn't find you

GluedTro0ut (12:42:29 PM): what?

Digdag88 (12:43:09 PM): i've never seen your screenname before, i've never communicated with you before, you got my screenname and you found me. i'm going to go now.

GluedTrou0t (12:43:32 PM): hmm. alright then

G0luedTrout (12:44:43 PM): wow, you really are 16

Digdag88 (12:51:47 PM): and you're..somewhere in your 20s?

Gl0uedTrout (12:51:56 PM): I'm 24

Digdag88 (12:52:05 PM): right. and that makes this exchange creepy.

Glu0edTrout (12:52:09 PM): little bit

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