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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
strange conversation.
GluedTro0ut (12:11:46 PM) : Oh, hey, remember me?
Digdag88 (12:11:58 PM) : hey, who's this?
Glue0dTrout (12:12:03 PM) : Chris
Glue0dTrout (12:12:22 PM) : and you would be...
Digdag88 (12:12:28 PM) : chris from where?
Glu0edTrout (12:12:53 PM) : it's rude to ask who I am without returning the favor
Digdag88 (12:13:18 PM) : well true, but i'm still not sure how you got my screenname. so i think it might be allowed
Glu0edTrout (12:13:37 PM) : shoe?
Glu0edTrout (12:13:42 PM) : what the hell
Digdag88 (12:13:48 PM) : hm?
Glu0edTrout (12:14:06 PM) : I think it's possible that we might not actually know each other
Digdag88 (12:14:14 PM) : it's very possible.
Digdag88 (12:14:26 PM) : did you just..make up my screenname and start iming it?
GluedT0rout (12:14:30 PM) : I live in virginia
Digdag88 (12:14:39 PM) : oh. i don't. at all.
GluedTr0out (12:15:11 PM) : and the only other people I know are from Louisiana
Digdag88 (12:15:19 PM) : i don't know any from there either.
Glu0edTrout (12:15:32 PM) : yea, so no idea what's going on here
Glue0dTrout (12:15:43 PM) : how did you find my shoe?
Digdag88 (12:15:57 PM) : i found your shoe? i was unaware
Glued0Trout (12:16:20 PM) : wow
GluedT0rout (12:16:38 PM) : whoever you are, I hate you right now
Digdag88 (12:16:59 PM) : and that's because...
GluedTr0out (12:17:20 PM) : why the hell are we calling shoes shoes?
Digdag88 (12:17:52 PM) : i'm pretty sure you were the one who brought them up
GluedTro0ut (12:18:00 PM) : oh yea
GluedTrou0t (12:18:03 PM) : hate
Glu0edTrout (12:18:15 PM) : seriously
Glue0dTrout (12:18:20 PM) : who the hell are you
Digdag88 (12:18:34 PM) : you. imed. me. remember?
Glued0Trout (12:18:44 PM) : no
Digdag88 (12:18:57 PM) : oh, that's alright then
GluedT0rout (12:19:17 PM) : I remember it this way:
Oh, hey, remember me?
Oh, hey, remember me?
GluedTr0out (12:19:30 PM) : so who are you?
Digdag88 (12:19:31 PM) : that sounds familiar
Digdag88 (12:19:37 PM) : i'm darla
GluedTro0ut (12:19:44 PM) : darla who?
Digdag88 (12:19:54 PM) : what do you mean, darla who?
G0luedTrout (12:20:01 PM) : I mean who the fuck is darla
Gl0uedTrout (12:20:13 PM) : I only know of a cartoon character by that shoe
Digdag88 (12:20:33 PM) : we've already established that we don't know each other, so i don't see why it really matters
Glu0edTrout (12:20:46 PM) : alright, then where are you from?
Digdag88 (12:20:50 PM) : NJ
Glue0dTrout (12:20:56 PM) : you'd have to know me though
Glued0Trout (12:21:04 PM) : how do you run across v1100110
Digdag88 (12:21:04 PM) : why's that?
Digdag88 (12:21:15 PM) : hm?
GluedT0rout (12:21:24 PM) : people can't remember my SN when I TELL it to them
Digdag88 (12:21:35 PM) : your sn is gluedtroout
GluedTr0out (12:21:43 PM) : man
Digdag88 (12:21:54 PM) : oops
GluedTro0ut (12:21:58 PM) : I'm saving this conversation
Digdag88 (12:22:07 PM) : as am i
GluedTrou0t (12:22:21 PM) : labeled as the most exhausting person I've ever talked to
Digdag88 (12:23:13 PM) : don't worry, you're no less exhausting. you still haven't told me where you got my screenname or why you decided to im it
Glue0dTrout (12:23:29 PM) : oh fuck me
Glued0Trout (12:23:39 PM) : I found it in an alley
Digdag88 (12:23:55 PM) : great
Digdag88 (12:23:55 PM) : brb
GluedT0rout (12:23:58 PM) : and I was returning it because I wanted to find out who you were
Digdag88 (12:29:43 PM) : oh, that makes sense
GluedTr0out (12:30:58 PM) : thanks
GluedTro0ut (12:31:34 PM) : so are you going to get around to telling me how you know me?
Digdag88 (12:31:54 PM) : we met on the internet
GluedTr0out (12:32:07 PM) : when?
Digdag88 (12:32:23 PM) : about fifteen minutes ago
GluedTro0ut (12:32:36 PM) : amazing
Digdag88 (12:32:40 PM) : isn't it?
GluedTrou0t (12:32:54 PM) : but how did you find my shoe on here
Glued0Trout (12:33:04 PM) : the internet is kind of large
Digdag88 (12:33:05 PM) : i didn't, you found me
GluedT0rout (12:33:37 PM) : well, I see the theme here.
GluedTr0out (12:33:44 PM) : how old are you?
Digdag88 (12:33:49 PM) : like 16 or something
GluedTro0ut (12:34:37 PM) : whichever friend of mine you are, the status of our relationship has changed
Digdag88 (12:34:59 PM) : i assure you, i'm none of the friends you had before today
Digdag88 (12:35:26 PM) : how old are you?
Glued0Trout (12:35:35 PM) : I'm probably better off not talking to a 16 year old on the internet
GluedT0rout (12:35:44 PM) : so I think it's a good time to end this conversation
Digdag88 (12:35:48 PM) : yeah, probably.
Digdag88 (12:36:04 PM) : i'll probably follow you on twitter anyway, then get you arrested for pedophilia later
GluedTr0out (12:36:18 PM) : your on twitter?
Digdag88 (12:36:54 PM) : mmhmm
GluedTro0ut (12:37:16 PM) : well then you have to be a geek
GluedTrou0t (12:37:23 PM) : do I work with you?
Digdag88 (12:37:45 PM) : and you must not be, because if you were, you'd have put my screenname through google very soon into the start of this conversation
Digdag88 (12:37:52 PM) : no, i don't live in virginia, remember?
Glue0dTrout (12:38:51 PM) : what's your shoe on twitter?
Digdag88 (12:39:22 PM) : this habit of yours of calling screennames shoes is getting a little old
Digdag88 (12:40:46 PM) : gtg. bye.
Glued0Trout (12:41:46 PM) : you find me from twitter?
Digdag88 (12:41:57 PM) : did.
GluedT0rout (12:42:01 PM) : wow
GluedTr0out (12:42:10 PM) : I've never found anyone from twitter
Digdag88 (12:42:19 PM) : no, i didn't find you
GluedTro0ut (12:42:29 PM) : what?
Digdag88 (12:43:09 PM) : i've never seen your screenname before, i've never communicated with you before, you got my screenname and you found me. i'm going to go now.
GluedTrou0t (12:43:32 PM) : hmm. alright then
G0luedTrout (12:44:43 PM) : wow, you really are 16
Digdag88 (12:51:47 PM) : and you're..somewhere in your 20s?
Gl0uedTrout (12:51:56 PM) : I'm 24
Digdag88 (12:52:05 PM) : right. and that makes this exchange creepy.
Glu0edTrout (12:52:09 PM) : little bit
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Wedding Plans
I will be proposed to at ROFLcon. My proposal will take Rickroll form in the middle of an I Can Has Cheezburger presentation. It will be a LOLcat from my boyfriend that says: "O hai, i can haz marriage?"
I will cry from happiness and respond, "O yez! wedding cat gets married!"
Invitations will be sent out to select Wired magazine subscribers.
Our minister will be Randall Munroe, who will read from the LOLcat Bible.
The wedding video will be done by Brad Neely.
The music will be techno.
I will cry from happiness and respond, "O yez! wedding cat gets married!"
Invitations will be sent out to select Wired magazine subscribers.
Our minister will be Randall Munroe, who will read from the LOLcat Bible.
The wedding video will be done by Brad Neely.
The music will be techno.
Friday, July 4, 2008
so i was looking through my google reader and came across a really neat idea its called "dinner in the sky". maybe i'll do this for my birthday party or graduation or something - comments?
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
actual curly party
this includes all curly style food
curly fries... curly egg noodles.... drinks w. curly straws.... cinnamon rolls... etc.
curly fries... curly egg noodles.... drinks w. curly straws.... cinnamon rolls... etc.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Für Darla
I called you and we decided that you'd come over to my house at about 6
you rode your bike and was punctual
we were outside while my sister cleaned the car and then we all took a "ride" in the car so you could capture my puppy b/c he kept running away from me
we went inside and i went on facebook and looked up tetris
we decided it wasn't rude because we would both be playing
I lost and then the pizza came while you were playing we had black cherry fresca
then chloman came over and i was playing tetris again, and within 10 minutes of her arrival
we left for the park with fruit punch, the picnic basket and the speakers
we decide to sit on the "youth of cranford" sundial outside of the observatory, and we made the cake janus - but i ate her boob - fail.
then we played with "REX 1000" the construction machine
then you had to poop.... so we hid our stuff in the bushes put on bug spray and left for the park
i played fake death cab songs while we walked
when we got to the bathroom chloe and i waited outside while you and two women peed
when they left we went in and then we had a 99 luftballon mini dance party and there was some really cool soap going on- it was all foamy and you were singing and filling your hands with it as chloe took a video
then we went to the swings...
chloe was going to go to your house to pick up paint stuff and you had no idea where your mom had put it... then you fell b/c the swing broke -
imediatly after wards you said "Fuck , that just happened. did that just happed?" and you kept repeating yourself you said you hit your head then said you wanted to just lie there - and chloe fixed the swing
then we told you you should stand up and go sit on a bench so i helped you up and you walked to the bench sat down but then stood back up and started brushing yourself off and cleaning out your hair...
T.B.C.
you rode your bike and was punctual
we were outside while my sister cleaned the car and then we all took a "ride" in the car so you could capture my puppy b/c he kept running away from me
we went inside and i went on facebook and looked up tetris
we decided it wasn't rude because we would both be playing
I lost and then the pizza came while you were playing we had black cherry fresca
then chloman came over and i was playing tetris again, and within 10 minutes of her arrival
we left for the park with fruit punch, the picnic basket and the speakers
we decide to sit on the "youth of cranford" sundial outside of the observatory, and we made the cake janus - but i ate her boob - fail.
then we played with "REX 1000" the construction machine
then you had to poop.... so we hid our stuff in the bushes put on bug spray and left for the park
i played fake death cab songs while we walked
when we got to the bathroom chloe and i waited outside while you and two women peed
when they left we went in and then we had a 99 luftballon mini dance party and there was some really cool soap going on- it was all foamy and you were singing and filling your hands with it as chloe took a video
then we went to the swings...
chloe was going to go to your house to pick up paint stuff and you had no idea where your mom had put it... then you fell b/c the swing broke -
imediatly after wards you said "Fuck , that just happened. did that just happed?" and you kept repeating yourself you said you hit your head then said you wanted to just lie there - and chloe fixed the swing
then we told you you should stand up and go sit on a bench so i helped you up and you walked to the bench sat down but then stood back up and started brushing yourself off and cleaning out your hair...
T.B.C.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
I Love Making Plans
Tent Party -
10 - 20 people
one night
No more than $20 for food
Planning can be done in two days or less.
Wakeover -
5 - 10 people
one night, one morning
No More than $20
Planning can be done in two days or less - Actual activities should be planned for this.
Sock Hop -
5-15 people
one night
$30 +
Costumes must be sewn, 50s music compiled, decorations, etc. (Lots of planning).
Town Visits -
2-5 people
one day each
$lots
Planning should only need to happen a day before, but these trips are expensive.
(Towns - Montclair, Madison, Hoboken, Red Bank, Princeton)
Beach Visits -
4-10 people
one day
$20 tops. Could be nothing.
Planning doesn't take more than a day.
how is that for so for?
10 - 20 people
one night
No more than $20 for food
Planning can be done in two days or less.
Wakeover -
5 - 10 people
one night, one morning
No More than $20
Planning can be done in two days or less - Actual activities should be planned for this.
Sock Hop -
5-15 people
one night
$30 +
Costumes must be sewn, 50s music compiled, decorations, etc. (Lots of planning).
Town Visits -
2-5 people
one day each
$lots
Planning should only need to happen a day before, but these trips are expensive.
(Towns - Montclair, Madison, Hoboken, Red Bank, Princeton)
Beach Visits -
4-10 people
one day
$20 tops. Could be nothing.
Planning doesn't take more than a day.
how is that for so for?
Monday, May 26, 2008
Summer List (ext. from yela)
medieval times
kingda ka
adam monzeella
sock hop
beach day
amish country
diner tour of nj
christmas party
target day
sk8 par8k
Day (or 2) trip to chicago thredless store!
adam dibattista
montclair, madison, hoboken, red bank, princeton
discover newark day!
flea markets
adam metz
wakeover
camping
Thredless photo shoot
adam dibattista
kingda ka
adam monzeella
sock hop
beach day
amish country
diner tour of nj
christmas party
target day
sk8 par8k
Day (or 2) trip to chicago thredless store!
adam dibattista
montclair, madison, hoboken, red bank, princeton
discover newark day!
flea markets
adam metz
wakeover
camping
Thredless photo shoot
adam dibattista
Monday, May 19, 2008
Sunday, May 18, 2008
adam monzzelllaaa imed me.
i usually make it a policy not to copy and paste im conversations, but this is just asking for it.
Auto Response from Digdag88 (1:16:31 PM) : Don't you hate default away messages? I sure do.
"M0nzBoy1" (12:22:08 PM) : hey
Digdag88 (12:22:30 PM) : hey
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:22:44 PM) : wahtsup
Digdag88 (12:22:50 PM) : ntm, you?
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:22:54 PM) : bored
Digdag88 (12:22:59 PM) : yeah me too.
Digdag88 (12:23:42 PM) : anything exciting happening in your life?
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"Mo0nzBoy1" returned at 12:25:45 PM.
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:25:50 PM) : so tahts exciting
Digdag88 (12:26:03 PM) : what?
Digdag88 (12:26:25 PM) : did you say stuff before that's exciting? it said you signed off
"Mon0zBoy1" (12:26:35 PM) : o sry
"Monz0Boy1" (12:26:42 PM) : i said:
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:26:43 PM) : well some girl from camp is asking for pics of me naked or in my boxers
Digdag88 (12:27:02 PM) : oh. well. which one?
"Monz0Boy1" (12:27:15 PM) : which one what?
Digdag88 (12:27:34 PM) : girl
"M0onzBoy1" (12:27:49 PM) : shes from like three years ago
Digdag88 (12:28:02 PM) : your grade?
"MonzB0oy1" (12:28:09 PM) : mhm
Digdag88 (12:28:22 PM) : i still might know her.
Digdag88 (12:28:25 PM) : you gonna send her some?
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:28:47 PM) : idk should i?
Digdag88 (12:29:13 PM) : idk. probably not. if you don't want anyone else to see em i wouldn't
"MonzB0oy1" (12:29:34 PM) : have you ever done that?
Digdag88 (12:29:52 PM) : nah.
"Mon00zBoy1" (12:30:30 PM) : i mean have you ever sent those kind of pictures?
Digdag88 (12:30:36 PM) : i know.
Digdag88 (12:30:56 PM) : i wouldn't, i've heard too many stories where people did that and they got put all over the internet, or shown to their parents or something
"Monz0Boy1" (12:31:44 PM) : yea
"Mon0zBoy1" (12:31:47 PM) : well i wouldnt ever do taht
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:31:51 PM) : but idk about her
Digdag88 (12:31:59 PM) : are you going to ask for her to send you some?
"MonzB0oy1" (12:32:58 PM) : if i sent them eya
"M0onzBoy1" (12:33:10 PM) : i probaby wont send her them thouhg
Digdag88 (12:33:46 PM) : or you could send some that cut off your face so no one can know for sure its you
"MonzB0oy1" (12:34:23 PM) : you seem to know alot about this
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:34:28 PM) : i think youcve done it before
Digdag88 (12:34:43 PM) : nah i haven't, we had a big conversation about it in my cabin at camp one time
"Monz0Boy1" (12:35:09 PM) : ooo ok
Digdag88 (12:35:13 PM) : yeah
"Mon0zBoy1" (12:35:37 PM) : well if the person dosnt show anyone your fine right
Digdag88 (12:35:48 PM) : yeah
"Monz0Boy1" (12:36:09 PM) : o
"Mon00zBoy1" (12:37:01 PM) : so maybe i will
"Mon0zBoy1" (12:37:01 PM) : dik
"Monz0Boy1" (12:37:05 PM) : idk
Digdag88 (12:37:11 PM) : do you know her really well?
"Monz0Boy1" (12:37:45 PM) : well weve been talking for like a month
Digdag88 (12:37:54 PM) : so you trust her
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:38:22 PM) : idk
"Mon0zBoy1" (12:39:48 PM) : sorta
"Mon0zBoy1" (12:43:04 PM) : yea i do
Digdag88 (12:43:13 PM) : k
"Mon0zBoy1" (12:43:22 PM) : so should i?
Digdag88 (12:43:29 PM) : idk, if you want
Digdag88 (12:43:44 PM) : if she says she'll send you some back, i guess
"M0onzBoy1" (12:45:20 PM) : ok
"MonzBo0y1" (12:45:24 PM) : myabe i will
"M0onz0Boy1" (12:45:25 PM) : idk
"Mo0nz0Boy1" (12:53:21 PM) : yea im not going to
Digdag88 (12:53:30 PM) : why did you decide not to?
"Monz0Boy1" (12:53:36 PM) : idk
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:53:59 PM) : id rather do taht with somone i know better
Digdag88 (12:54:04 PM) : yeah
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:54:11 PM) : mhm
"MonzB0oy1" (12:57:23 PM) : im bored
Digdag88 (12:57:31 PM) : yeah me too
Digdag88 (12:57:44 PM) : what're you doing?
"MonzB0oy1" (12:57:49 PM) : nothing really
"M0onzBoy1" (12:58:14 PM) : i wish i had sent those pics that would have at elast givven me somethinhg to do
Digdag88 (12:58:24 PM) : so tell her you changed your mind
"MonzB0oy1" (12:58:53 PM) : she signed off
Digdag88 (12:59:00 PM) : too bad
"MonzB0oy1" (12:59:32 PM) : would you wanan exchange pics?
"Mo0nzBoy1" (12:59:34 PM) : not naked of course
Digdag88 (1:00:04 PM) : nahh not really
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:00:19 PM) : ok
"Monz0Boy1" (1:00:23 PM) : just asking
Digdag88 (1:00:34 PM) : it's k
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:00:54 PM) : cause i dont remembe what you look like cause i couldnt really see you in westfield the other day
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:00:59 PM) : and facebook isnt working for me
Digdag88 (1:03:41 PM) : haha here's one http://i31.tinypic.com/2n0ubec.jpg
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:03:54 PM) : thats a monkey
Digdag88 (1:03:59 PM) : what?
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:04:09 PM) : that was a moneky
Digdag88 (1:04:20 PM) : um..what's that supposed to mean?
"M0onzBoy1" (1:04:27 PM) : your hairy
Digdag88 (1:04:38 PM) : wow. um..wtf?
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:04:44 PM) : ?
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:04:46 PM) : ????
Digdag88 (1:05:18 PM) : are you..joking?
"MonzB0oy1" (1:05:22 PM) : no
"M0onzBoy1" (1:05:26 PM) : taht picture was a moneky
Digdag88 (1:05:35 PM) : adam.
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:05:39 PM) : waht?
Digdag88 (1:05:56 PM) : wtf do you mean?
"Monz0Boy1" (1:06:14 PM) : the pic you sent was a moneky
Digdag88 (1:06:29 PM) : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:06:46 PM) : LOOOOK ATTT IT
Digdag88 (1:07:15 PM) : adam that's a picture of me and my friends.
Digdag88 (1:07:23 PM) : just click the friggin link
"MonzB0oy1" (1:07:26 PM) : i did
"MonzB0oy1" (1:07:28 PM) : you click it
Digdag88 (1:07:51 PM) : oh. oops. sry.
"MonzBo0y1" (1:07:57 PM) : its ok
"MonzBooy01" (1:07:58 PM) : lol
Digdag88 (1:08:06 PM) : ok here 1 sec
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:08:10 PM) : ok
Digdag88 (1:08:44 PM) : http://i32.tinypic.com/14tc8cn.jpg
Digdag88 (1:08:46 PM) : ok there
"MonzB0oy1" (1:09:13 PM) : ok darla stop it
Digdag88 (1:09:27 PM) : dammit it sent the wrong one again!
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:09:31 PM) : no
Digdag88 (1:09:58 PM) : sry i keep- ugh ok.
Digdag88 (1:10:04 PM) : onnnne sec
"MonzB0oy1" (1:10:14 PM) : ok
Digdag88 (1:10:46 PM) : wait- how is facebook not working for you?
"MonzBo0y1" (1:11:01 PM) : idk it jsut doenst
Digdag88 (1:11:14 PM) : like what happens when you try
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:11:29 PM) : it jsut says theres a probkem
Digdag88 (1:11:39 PM) : that's weird
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:11:53 PM) : yea i know
Digdag88 (1:13:40 PM) : lol nice profile picture
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:13:56 PM) : thats what is it?
Digdag88 (1:14:14 PM) : what?
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:14:20 PM) : what is it?
Digdag88 (1:14:50 PM) : oh. leap frog
"Mo0nzBoy1" (1:14:56 PM) : o lol
"MonzB0oy1" (1:14:58 PM) : ok
Digdag88 (1:15:44 PM) : ok here - http://photos-906.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v238/97/9/617999906/n617999906_403643_6671.jpg
"Monz0Boy1" (1:16:01 PM) : i cant seee it
Digdag88 (1:16:16 PM) : agh rlly?
Digdag88 (1:16:24 PM) : sry i have to go eat lunch now. ttyl
"Mon0zBoy1" (1:16:31 PM) : ok bye
Auto Response from Digdag88
Digdag88 (1:16:39 PM) : bye
edit:: Adam monzelellelaa is on facebook im at 1:45.
edit:: Adam monzelellelaa is on facebook im at 1:45.
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